The month of March should be Bikini History Month. I am just sayin' that, once again, it is Spring Break in Key West. The streets will be flooded with young ladies sporting mini-mini skirt/bikini top outfits (To make a point here, I am just going to say that women over 40 shouldn't try to pull this look off; and Gail, check your closet, because I know you will notice a skirt and top missing, that I will be wearing at the next J. Edgar Hoover look-alike contest.) and annoyingly drunk Abercrombie and Fitch guys that have Jonas Brothers hair.
There is also Bike Week that takes place in March. Mostly ugly guys on motorcycles; and an occasional 2 ladies riding on the same motorcycle (D.O.B.'s) pass by. Harley's are louder than Gibert Gottfried; and more irritating than the neighbor's chainsaw on Saturday morning. It is also about the only time and place in the world when a fat guy in leather can actuallly be considered cool!
St. Patrick's day is also another sign of Spring; and is pretty much considered a holiday in The Keys. Who was St. Patrick; and if alcohol wasn't involved, why would anyone care? Why can't there be a "Pat Mark's Day"; and why is Rick so special?
What is Daylight Savings Time? If I could spend daylight, I would be rich! How do you save daylight? Where is that Bank? And "they" keep fighting over it like it was a Martin Luther King Jr. Day decision.
I am going to pass-over Palm Sunday!
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