Sunday, March 7, 2010

The Farse Side

So, we are over 2 years into a recession; and Washington is finally thinking about the unemployment problem. Do they call it a job "Summit" because the jobless rate has possibly peaked? The jobs "saved" are the numbers they use to pat themselves on the back, along with those part-time temporary employment opportunities that were "created". Well, at least people in the Armed Forces are finding work; and there is water on the Moon!

I am glad the Health Care problem is solved and the Insurers aren't wasting money on unnecessary mammograms. The Swine Flu has disappeared from the news almost as much as Iraq, while it is snowing in Texas; and the Man-Made global warming modified numbers get thrown toward the Mythbusters. I am just hoping that Sarah Palin's book doesn't become required reading in the High Schools around the country.

I made a bumper sticker for SEAGLA (Southeast Alaska Gay and Lesbian Association) that said: "The Sea Level is rising; so put your finger in a dyke!"

I also had an affair with Tiger Woods. (Reality TV shows are the only ones hiring.)

Jimmy (The fat kid with his jar of ants)

1 comment:

  1. I almost peed my pants at the SEAGLA bumper sticker!!! LOL!

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